One was this baby that my doctor told me was growing inside of my stomach,
so I aborted it
and the other was a sandwich I ordered and then left on the counter of the deli.
But after I aborted that baby I told my wife
"you are completely out of touch with reality! you think that trees grow from seeds!"
I realize now this can briefly look like it's really coming from me, but it's just fictional prose I wrote.
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