Tuesday, August 17, 2010

There have been two lost loves in my life. I think they are why I am so unhappy.
One was this baby that my doctor told me was growing inside of my stomach,
so I aborted it
and the other was a sandwich I ordered and then left on the counter of the deli.

But after I aborted that baby I told my wife
"you are completely out of touch with reality! you think that trees grow from seeds!"

1 comment:

  1. I realize now this can briefly look like it's really coming from me, but it's just fictional prose I wrote.