Tuesday, August 24, 2010
Tuesday, August 17, 2010
There have been two lost loves in my life. I think they are why I am so unhappy.
One was this baby that my doctor told me was growing inside of my stomach,
so I aborted it
and the other was a sandwich I ordered and then left on the counter of the deli.
But after I aborted that baby I told my wife
"you are completely out of touch with reality! you think that trees grow from seeds!"