Tuesday, August 24, 2010
Tuesday, August 17, 2010
There have been two lost loves in my life. I think they are why I am so unhappy.
One was this baby that my doctor told me was growing inside of my stomach,
so I aborted it
and the other was a sandwich I ordered and then left on the counter of the deli.
But after I aborted that baby I told my wife
"you are completely out of touch with reality! you think that trees grow from seeds!"
Tuesday, August 10, 2010
Monday, August 2, 2010
New Bright Eyes?
what the hell is this? Billy Joel meets country meets a crying boy who's sad it's not 2005 anymore?
"Loving you is easy, I can do it in my sleep, I dream of you so often, It's like you never leave"
REALLY?
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